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    Quote Originally Posted by D1988 View Post
    You may be smart now, but when you are ill prepared come the apocolypse and are quickly infected, I'll be the smart one as my brain will still be fully functioning whilst blowing you and your zombie buddies to hell.

    Even as a zombie I think you would still be more intelligent than I am though haha.
    dude, why do you want to blow me and my friends so much? Its a little over familiar especially if we are zombies!
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    So anyway....

    I just finished "Savage Girl" and "Jennifer Government" I would only half-heartedly recommend the first. They were both a social commentary on how fashion and corporations have imposed on the human experience, written as a fictional story. The characters were flat and the plotline was predictable.

    I've been reading "One Day Me Talk Pretty" too, but for some reason, it's taking a long time to get through it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by straightXed View Post
    dude, why do you want to blow me and my friends so much? Its a little over familiar especially if we are zombies!
    Don't get your hopes up man, you have a dirty mind!
    I'm a person just like you
    but I like to fuck some shoes
    On the sofa or in my bed
    It's better than getting head
    Tie the laces on my schlong
    'cos of a nike air max it's standing strong
    I'll even hump it till i bleed
    normal sex life i don't need

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    Quote Originally Posted by D1988 View Post
    Don't get your hopes up man, you have a dirty mind!

    Its nothing to do with my mind you said you would be blowing me and my buddies, thats a product of your mind not mine.
    Others walk the bow, I walk the string

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    Quote Originally Posted by straightXed View Post
    Its nothing to do with my mind you said you would be blowing me and my buddies, thats a product of your mind not mine.
    In my mind I was imagining myself blowing zombies brains out using either a shotgun, or an M16. You did not see it this way, because you have a dirty mind my good man.
    I'm a person just like you
    but I like to fuck some shoes
    On the sofa or in my bed
    It's better than getting head
    Tie the laces on my schlong
    'cos of a nike air max it's standing strong
    I'll even hump it till i bleed
    normal sex life i don't need

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    Quote Originally Posted by D1988 View Post
    In my mind I was imagining myself blowing zombies brains out using either a shotgun, or an M16. You did not see it this way, because you have a dirty mind my good man.
    Subconciously you were thinking about blowing me.
    Others walk the bow, I walk the string

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    Quote Originally Posted by D1988 View Post
    In my mind I was imagining myself blowing zombies brains out using either a shotgun, or an M16. You did not see it this way, because you have a dirty mind my good man.
    have you ever fired a gun?

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    Quote Originally Posted by xsecx View Post
    have you ever fired a gun?
    Ovcourse I have. I grew up with guns as my dad trains gun dogs and I would go hunting with him every weekend.
    I'm a person just like you
    but I like to fuck some shoes
    On the sofa or in my bed
    It's better than getting head
    Tie the laces on my schlong
    'cos of a nike air max it's standing strong
    I'll even hump it till i bleed
    normal sex life i don't need

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    Quote Originally Posted by D1988 View Post
    Ovcourse I have. I grew up with guns as my dad trains gun dogs and I would go hunting with him every weekend.
    you say that like guns are common in your country.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xsecx View Post
    you say that like guns are common in your country.
    Guns were common to me, like I say my dads always had them and 85% of his friends I was around when I was younger had them as well.
    I'm a person just like you
    but I like to fuck some shoes
    On the sofa or in my bed
    It's better than getting head
    Tie the laces on my schlong
    'cos of a nike air max it's standing strong
    I'll even hump it till i bleed
    normal sex life i don't need

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    Books?

    Just thought I'd ask: What books are you all reading right now? What are your favorites?

    I'm reading Tunneling to the Center of the Earth by Kevin Wilson at the moment. It's a collection of really weird, vivid short stories. The man is absolutely brilliant, and I bought the book immediately after hearing him read at our university last night.
    I'm also reading Shame of the Nation by Jonathan Kozol, which is an expose on the segregation of the nation's schools. It's very eye-opening, but also incredibly opinionated and emotional.

    Favorite books of all time are Ulysses and Dubliners by Joyce, A Farewell To Arms by Hemingway, and The Stranger by Camus.

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    Nooooooo I was afraid of that. I just couldnt find it

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    id have to say the collection of all edgar allen poes stories or theres "number the stars" by louis lowrey or "the outsiders"

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    Quote Originally Posted by strombollii View Post
    Just thought I'd ask: What books are you all reading right now? What are your favorites?

    I'm reading Tunneling to the Center of the Earth by Kevin Wilson at the moment. It's a collection of really weird, vivid short stories. The man is absolutely brilliant, and I bought the book immediately after hearing him read at our university last night.
    I'm also reading Shame of the Nation by Jonathan Kozol, which is an expose on the segregation of the nation's schools. It's very eye-opening, but also incredibly opinionated and emotional.

    Favorite books of all time are Ulysses and Dubliners by Joyce, A Farewell To Arms by Hemingway, and The Stranger by Camus.
    I just finished A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by Joyce and was blown away. Definitely rocketed to the top of my list of favorite books. Dubliners has a few wonderful stories (Araby being my favorite) but has a lot of mediocre ones as well. I'm looking to read Ulysses soon when I have the time.

    Currently I am reading A Supposedly Fun Thing I Will Never Do Again by David Foster Wallace which is just a collection of his non-fiction articles/essays.
    Also making my way through Cancer as a Social Activity: Affirmations of World's End by Michael D. Williams (Singer of Eyehategod) which is a collection of his very negative and surrealistic poetry.
    It is not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It’s us. Only us.

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