I will not partakeOriginally Posted by SgtD
of your hun weiner because
you use mayonaisse
I will not partake
of your hun weiner because
you use mayonaisse
this is art you ass
you have no idea huh?
you are lame my friend
haikus are so yesterday
they are lame and you wont get a lay
limericks are where its at, nothing is more sxe than that
its your weiner with my mayo that makes a good day
i am not your love, youre a drag
being with you was like fucking a bag
it was all limp and just air, it was terribly unfair
i would rather get laid by a stag
there are no angels who have more power than you do
you ruined it.
I'm a person just like you
but I like to fuck some shoes
On the sofa or in my bed
It's better than getting head
Tie the laces on my schlong
'cos of a nike air max it's standing strong
I'll even hump it till i bleed
normal sex life i don't need
you now say that
sex is what i'm bad at.
stop your accusation, i'm ok with masturbation
and being alone in my flat!
it was you who ruined it,
seems like you don't know shit
can't even write a limerick, you're such a yankee hick
i'll meet you in the pit!
This made me giggle.
A friend of mine Dini the hun
thought limericks were lot's fun
but the poor boy forgot
that there's five lines and not
only four when you want to write one!
this is why dini
ruined everything with
his lame poems
Best haiku ever.
Later Days
This thread started its day being ruled by Haiku
But Dini decided to change his mind
Limericks are what he wanted to do
For they are much cooler is what he would find
By these poems, Dusty was not impressed
He responded in jest with poems of hate
Such anger from Dusty Dini would not have guessed
He responded with poems discussing things he ate
Linsee was not impressed by their work
And prounounced that the thread was filled with much fail
For clearly she and Dean thought Dini a dork
They hoped with his poems Dini would bail
Steve has decided that Shakespeare was cool
And therefore it's by sonnets this thread should be ruled
Later Days
Canada boy wins.
Nobody is topping that.
I'm a person just like you
but I like to fuck some shoes
On the sofa or in my bed
It's better than getting head
Tie the laces on my schlong
'cos of a nike air max it's standing strong
I'll even hump it till i bleed
normal sex life i don't need
you are a lame-o
at least get into it please
and not be a bore
Okay, okay, whats this all about?
the sensible people from the sidelines shout out
Outing the limmericks, sonnets and haikus you write
and bugs me the most is the way they bite.
Its more than obvious, its completely apparent,
that you cats just plain don't know...that no
not even one of you can ever compare to this one mans
awesome style, rythym and flow on show
Limmericks? I got 'em! Sonnets? I can rock 'em!
And my haikus are all the way!
But that shit's tired and doesn't get me inspired
to say what i ought to say.
So lets get this started, there goes the race starters gun
and everyones asking whats with dini the hun?
This is supposed to be art? haha, no way son.
you dropped haikus for limmericks while i'm dropping bombs
but the race ain't done, quick quick dini, keep running
but whoever sold you that limerick must have seen you comming!
Hey i'll even slow down, give you a chance to catch up
who knows at that speed, you might take the tin cup!
but perhaps enough is enough, i think i made it clear
and now its time to halt
cos you know i out rhyme ya, just like i'd out run ya if my name was usain bolt.
So who's next? Is it steve with a disasterous sonnet?
Or perhaps dean and the bee in his bonnet?
I'm killing your poetry, i'm killing your thread
you'll be struggling for rhymes whilst i'm asleep in my bed
come back at me if you like but you're already dead
thats just how it goes if you step to straightxed.
Others walk the bow, I walk the string
Ed traded poems for a post filled with rap
Like wanksters and gangsters his post filled with rhymes
His lyrics were unoriginal and nothing but crap
Nothing new we haven't heard but thousands of times
Please slow down Ed with your lyrical flow!
With rhymes so advanced I can barely keep up!
Haha I'm just kidding, like a turtle your slow
Your insults are weak and as cute as a pup
While rapping is fun and lyrics are cool
Aside from its rhyming, your verse has no form
Rapping is child's play, literature for a fool
While in bookstores and schools, shakespeare's poetry's the norm
With my sonnets I'm daring to step to straightxed
And as you all can see I am anything but dead.
Last edited by mouseman004; 09-16-2009 at 07:11 AM.
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