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RED
08-25-2004, 03:57 PM
Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:

-Frequently wears black clothing.

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick, or nailpolish.

-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

-Takes drugs.

-Drinks alcohol.

-Is suicidal and/or depressed.

-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.

-Complains of boredom.

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

-Is excessively awake during the night.

-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.

-Misbehaves at school.

-Misbehaves at home.

-Eats excessively or too little.

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.

-Expresses an interest in sex.

-Masturbates

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".

-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

~St. Mary's Catholic Church

xsecx
08-25-2004, 04:03 PM
seems pretty accurate to me.

xvunderx
08-25-2004, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by xsecx
seems pretty accurate to me.

I was thinking the same thing!

straightXed
08-25-2004, 04:32 PM
phew, i'm not a goth.

SgtD
08-30-2004, 06:50 AM
what if your child is

- homosexual
-drinks alcohol
-masturbates
-misbehaves at school
-Expresses an interest in sex.

is he a goth? i don't think so.

straightXed
08-30-2004, 08:30 AM
Originally posted by SgtD
what if your child is

- homosexual
-drinks alcohol
-masturbates
-misbehaves at school
-Expresses an interest in sex.

is he a goth? i don't think so.

what if you add to that list

-wears black clothing and attempts to look like a stereotypical vampire?

Xx-Ky-xX
09-11-2004, 06:24 PM
Wow thats bad. Im gothic and i do 3 of them (something u do wit your hands), dress in all black, and i stuided that art of the wiccan dont worship it or anything though. But it does make a point some goths arent like me.

Ohh ya and about that watching corupted tv thing...ya lol almost every thing on tv is.

noman
09-11-2004, 07:32 PM
sprry but for the most part that guy is kinda off on alot...just cause people prefer to wear black/go out at night/ dont go in the sun doesnt mean nothing, all it means is that the person wants to live there life a little different. and no it shouldnt be cent for counseling UNLESS they are involved in drugs/ alcohol/ cutting but for the most part, none of which are practiced just because they are a goth/gothic....its like saying that someone of a different religion should be sent to ounseling because they believe in something different. sorry buddy....ur a tad off.

straightXed
09-11-2004, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by noman
sprry but for the most part that guy is kinda off on alot...just cause people prefer to wear black/go out at night/ dont go in the sun doesnt mean nothing, all it means is that the person wants to live there life a little different. and no it shouldnt be cent for counseling UNLESS they are involved in drugs/ alcohol/ cutting but for the most part, none of which are practiced just because they are a goth/gothic....its like saying that someone of a different religion should be sent to ounseling because they believe in something different. sorry buddy....ur a tad off.

nah, its more like making light with the stereotypes associated with the gothic subculture.

noman
09-11-2004, 07:42 PM
still....hes a tad off here.... i understand that there is a stereotypical "goth" but yeah, most of them arent ANYTHING like that.

straightXed
09-11-2004, 07:44 PM
Originally posted by noman
still....hes a tad off here.... i understand that there is a stereotypical "goth" but yeah, most of them arent ANYTHING like that.

nah, those are a slight parody of very real stereotypes, they really aren't very far from the truth.

noman
09-11-2004, 07:46 PM
well this is sorta a yes and no kinda thing....in a way hes/she is right, but in another shes horribly wrong...

straightXed
09-11-2004, 07:52 PM
Originally posted by noman
well this is sorta a yes and no kinda thing....in a way hes/she is right, but in another shes horribly wrong...

i don't see how its wrong, they exclaimed they are making light by putting this before hand "this a fucking joke people, please don't freak out like the Hate.com people did." obviously they aren't claiming it to be a 100% accurate portrayal of goths but the fact is its a joke so you have to allow a little comedic liscence. Its how to see the goth subculture with a little humour, and the stereotypes that they used weren't hugely removed from behaviour that is used in the said subculture are they.

noman
09-11-2004, 09:30 PM
i didnt even notice the name of the post lol....ky sent me the link to the page and said to post...wish i was told that before i got all defensive mode about it.

sabresnmets
09-29-2004, 08:48 PM
i masterbate.

Xx-Ky-xX
09-29-2004, 11:51 PM
So does every one else. Ohh ya also to the peopel who werer wondering i DO NOT use ky lube nor do i use any lube at all (thats right joe i dont lol)

noman
09-30-2004, 06:00 PM
lol watever then FREAKKKKK FREEEAAAAKKK FRREEEAAAKKK rah ur in my squad!! though shall not betray me

Xx-Ky-xX
09-30-2004, 06:10 PM
....wow.......random....

noman
09-30-2004, 06:12 PM
very.....i had no sleep and three tests outa 4 classes...im zoned

Xx-Ky-xX
09-30-2004, 06:27 PM
**golf clap**

slinkysRrad
10-14-2004, 09:32 AM
According to these people, I'm goth. But I'm not. THEY LIE! hehehe

xJoeyNormalx
10-24-2004, 05:31 PM
Yeaaaah, I got 19.

And I'm Christian.