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    joke of the day

    what's david bowie's favorite indian food?

    chana dal.

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    you people are all philistines.

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    i don't get it. the best i can think of is because of his accent he pronounces China Doll like that. if i'm right, that's not too good of a joke!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SgtD View Post
    i don't get it. the best i can think of is because of his accent he pronounces China Doll like that. if i'm right, that's not too good of a joke!
    if you don't get it, then how can you say if it's good or not? Especially since you don't know what chana dal is?

    like I said. philistine.

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    I started to write a post saying how brilliant the joke is, but realized that I didn't have a joke to follow up with. I've not been very clever lately.

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    You know this joke is penguin gold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xsecx View Post
    if you don't get it, then how can you say if it's good or not? Especially since you don't know what chana dal is?

    like I said. philistine.
    i said if i was right, and the joke was bout his accent, then it's not a good one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SgtD View Post
    i said if i was right, and the joke was bout his accent, then it's not a good one.
    it's not about his accent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xsecx View Post
    it's not about his accent.
    ok then. please explain, so i can laugh with you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SgtD View Post
    ok then. please explain, so i can laugh with you.
    look up chana dal and how it's pronounced, by everyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xsecx View Post
    you people are all philistines.
    sorry, but it made me me groan!
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    Quote Originally Posted by straightXed View Post
    sorry, but it made me me groan!
    no chickpea curry for you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by xsecx View Post
    look up chana dal and how it's pronounced, by everyone.
    i tried, no avail!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SgtD View Post
    i tried, no avail!
    slack ass


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    Quote Originally Posted by xsecx View Post
    slack ass

    this is how i tried to pronounce it. i still don't get it. and now i'm hungry. i hate you.
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