he's never seen planet of the apes.
he's never seen planet of the apes.
I'm a person just like you
but I like to fuck some shoes
On the sofa or in my bed
It's better than getting head
Tie the laces on my schlong
'cos of a nike air max it's standing strong
I'll even hump it till i bleed
normal sex life i don't need
so i'm not a geek anymore?
sweet!
I haven't seen it either!
I'm going to regret admitting this, but I've never seen it either :(
when i was like 10 we got our first vcr, and my dad borrowed some tapes from his friends who had a vcr as well. it was quite rare back then to own one. anyway, i got home from school earlier, and saw the vcr with the tapes, one with planet of the apes handwritten on it. so i plug in the vcr, connect it with the tv, and put in the tape, and to my surprise, it was working.
to a much bigger surprise, it wasn't the planet of the apes, but a porn movie with a really minimal plot, some construction workers gangbanging a woman, so by the time i realized what this would be about, they were doing it.
a few years after that i eventually got to watch the planet of the apes though.
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
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