You would need to kill me first. Screw that!Originally Posted by SgtD
You would need to kill me first. Screw that!
I'm a person just like you
but I like to fuck some shoes
On the sofa or in my bed
It's better than getting head
Tie the laces on my schlong
'cos of a nike air max it's standing strong
I'll even hump it till i bleed
normal sex life i don't need
wow Dean, it's hard to believe you play hockey.
maybe he just plays hockey on Nintendo :-))
I知 trying as hard as I can to live my life and be a fucking man.
Why? hockey doesn't compare at all to free falling thousands of feet through the air with the hope that a bungee chord or parachute is going to save your life.
I'm a person just like you
but I like to fuck some shoes
On the sofa or in my bed
It's better than getting head
Tie the laces on my schlong
'cos of a nike air max it's standing strong
I'll even hump it till i bleed
normal sex life i don't need
A. NO.
B. How dare you accuse me of being a Nintendo kid!
I'm a person just like you
but I like to fuck some shoes
On the sofa or in my bed
It's better than getting head
Tie the laces on my schlong
'cos of a nike air max it's standing strong
I'll even hump it till i bleed
normal sex life i don't need
it has nothing to do with being a pussy and has everything to do with choosing not to do something that if even something small goes wrong you die.
that classifies as pussy in my book! haha
oh man, just kidding, please forgive me my kiddish joke...
I知 trying as hard as I can to live my life and be a fucking man.
i don't blame you being afraid. after all, he humps shoes....
yes, it has actually nothing to do with being pussy or not...itｴs up to you if you choose to risk your life and to experience this adventure...but i absolutelly perceive, that for example itｴs not adventure for you...
I知 trying as hard as I can to live my life and be a fucking man.
ohh...i sneak in a corner....:)
I知 trying as hard as I can to live my life and be a fucking man.
haha, I was only joking man.
I'm a person just like you
but I like to fuck some shoes
On the sofa or in my bed
It's better than getting head
Tie the laces on my schlong
'cos of a nike air max it's standing strong
I'll even hump it till i bleed
normal sex life i don't need
you are trying my patience man..hahah
I知 trying as hard as I can to live my life and be a fucking man.
i cant get myself to want to do this... i see it and i feel like if i did that it would snap my fucking back/neck and id live my life as a cripple and i like walking... i know that i would probably be fine but it doesnt look comfy to me so f it. and how lame would it be to have some dumbass not set up your rope(rubberband?) properly and then cuz of that jackass your life ends! cant do it!
yeah, i can see where's that coming from. I even saw a bungee jumping video, where the rope was too long, and when it expanded, the diver's head reached the ground...no serious injuries, but it makes you think about if all of it was planned out properly.
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