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    Im A Person Just Like You but I like to fuck some shoes D1988's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by swallow View Post
    We eat only raw meat. Yarr.
    I won't be. But oooooh, naughty!
    I'm a person just like you
    but I like to fuck some shoes
    On the sofa or in my bed
    It's better than getting head
    Tie the laces on my schlong
    'cos of a nike air max it's standing strong
    I'll even hump it till i bleed
    normal sex life i don't need

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    Quote Originally Posted by D1988 View Post
    I won't be. But oooooh, naughty!
    technically, that's raw too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by D1988 View Post
    I won't be. But oooooh, naughty!
    I still think that if you're not picking me up from the airport you'll have to..
    a) own more than 100 reindeers
    b) kill a baby seal
    c) win 5 men in a fight

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    Quote Originally Posted by swallow View Post
    I still think that if you're not picking me up from the airport you'll have to..
    a) own more than 100 reindeers
    b) kill a baby seal
    c) win 5 men in a fight
    Wait, so to win you over I either have to pick you up from the airport or do all of the above?

    I am confused.
    I'm a person just like you
    but I like to fuck some shoes
    On the sofa or in my bed
    It's better than getting head
    Tie the laces on my schlong
    'cos of a nike air max it's standing strong
    I'll even hump it till i bleed
    normal sex life i don't need

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    Quote Originally Posted by xsecx View Post
    technically, that's raw too.
    Please, go into more detail....
    I'm a person just like you
    but I like to fuck some shoes
    On the sofa or in my bed
    It's better than getting head
    Tie the laces on my schlong
    'cos of a nike air max it's standing strong
    I'll even hump it till i bleed
    normal sex life i don't need

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    Quote Originally Posted by D1988 View Post
    Please, go into more detail....
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbgPZlxbsUc

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    Quote Originally Posted by xsecx View Post
    Haha! Well played!!
    Later Days

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    Quote Originally Posted by D1988 View Post
    Wait, so to win you over I either have to pick you up from the airport or do all of the above?

    I am confused.
    Yes, either one. Which one is worse?

    Shimmy shimmy ya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swallow View Post
    Yes, either one. Which one is worse?

    Shimmy shimmy ya.
    There is no way I could kill a baby seal. So I can't do your little list.

    Picking you up from the airport looks like the only option here.
    I'm a person just like you
    but I like to fuck some shoes
    On the sofa or in my bed
    It's better than getting head
    Tie the laces on my schlong
    'cos of a nike air max it's standing strong
    I'll even hump it till i bleed
    normal sex life i don't need

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    Quote Originally Posted by D1988 View Post
    There is no way I could kill a baby seal. .
    wuss

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    Quote Originally Posted by D1988 View Post
    There is no way I could kill a baby seal. So I can't do your little list.

    Picking you up from the airport looks like the only option here.
    OK, I'll let you know when I'm in the airport. ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by swallow View Post
    OK, I'll let you know when I'm in the airport. ..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmSJDOVGIL8

    dean doesn't sound committed to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xsecx View Post
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmSJDOVGIL8

    dean doesn't sound committed to it.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqcpt-BKZBM

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    Dear mr. DJ, you're hurting my soul.

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