Bad, bad me :(( But there's no big difference with hitting with a club or hitting with a knife.Originally Posted by D1988
Bad, bad me :(( But there's no big difference with hitting with a club or hitting with a knife.
haha what?
I don't hit the ladies. I'm a gentelman I'll have you know.
I'm a person just like you
but I like to fuck some shoes
On the sofa or in my bed
It's better than getting head
Tie the laces on my schlong
'cos of a nike air max it's standing strong
I'll even hump it till i bleed
normal sex life i don't need
Marry me? I could use a husband with sexy accent.
(My tattoo artist was from Scotland. Best 1½ hours of not understanding his English, yai!)
They cancelled the London show last year when I drove down for that. Bane and Ceremony had visa problems and couldn't get in the country until the next day.
I might go to the Manchester show on the 7th.
OK, so one minute you don't trust me and now you are proposing to me haha.
Funny that, I think the Scottish accent is pretty horrible but when Scandanavian's, Czech's and the Polish speak English, I think it sounds awesome.
I'm a person just like you
but I like to fuck some shoes
On the sofa or in my bed
It's better than getting head
Tie the laces on my schlong
'cos of a nike air max it's standing strong
I'll even hump it till i bleed
normal sex life i don't need
Normal me!
Scottish is okay as long as one speaking speaks slow enough. I speak very bad Scandinavian, surely we will be a happy couple!
I can understand Scottish accents until you get two scots in the same room. When I am talking to a Scot I can understand what he is saying. but when he starts talking to another Scot, it is like it is not even english!
Later Days
I bet you don't. We are moving to Canada anyway, so we will both stick out like sore thumbs.
I'm a person just like you
but I like to fuck some shoes
On the sofa or in my bed
It's better than getting head
Tie the laces on my schlong
'cos of a nike air max it's standing strong
I'll even hump it till i bleed
normal sex life i don't need
Thats because, whenever we speak to someone that we know won't understand us, we try to talk properly so that we can be understood. Until you hear two Scottish people talk to each other, you haven't heard the proper accent.
It really must be great for you guys, you just speak how you normally speak no matter where the person is from and they can understand you no problem at all.
I'm a person just like you
but I like to fuck some shoes
On the sofa or in my bed
It's better than getting head
Tie the laces on my schlong
'cos of a nike air max it's standing strong
I'll even hump it till i bleed
normal sex life i don't need
I think that is a great idea!
Later Days
haha it is pretty awesome. But every once and a while I will go into the states and I will say something that is only a common word in Canada and people will look at me like I have 2 heads and it will take me a second to realise why.
Later Days
I just want to play hockey 4-5 times a week!
I'm a person just like you
but I like to fuck some shoes
On the sofa or in my bed
It's better than getting head
Tie the laces on my schlong
'cos of a nike air max it's standing strong
I'll even hump it till i bleed
normal sex life i don't need
Sick bastard. Your hockey, my dancing.. I think I can handle it.
We will not be eating bear and moose burgers in my house though!
I'm a person just like you
but I like to fuck some shoes
On the sofa or in my bed
It's better than getting head
Tie the laces on my schlong
'cos of a nike air max it's standing strong
I'll even hump it till i bleed
normal sex life i don't need
We eat only raw meat. Yarr.
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