Macho macho macho macho macho.Originally Posted by D1988
Macho macho macho macho macho.
Oh, I'll show you macho.
I'm a person just like you
but I like to fuck some shoes
On the sofa or in my bed
It's better than getting head
Tie the laces on my schlong
'cos of a nike air max it's standing strong
I'll even hump it till i bleed
normal sex life i don't need
Wait, okay, I'll fly to Scotland.
Fly to Edinburgh airport if you can as that is closer for me to travel. Thanks.
I'm a person just like you
but I like to fuck some shoes
On the sofa or in my bed
It's better than getting head
Tie the laces on my schlong
'cos of a nike air max it's standing strong
I'll even hump it till i bleed
normal sex life i don't need
OK, you will pick me up without hitting me to the head with a club? So sweet, Dean.
you should at least make him work for it.
Getting me out of Edinburgh's airport is the maximum amount of work he can handle.
We can take a ride in my Renault Clio to see the Castle, then the Forth bridges before coming over to Fife for a sweet smack up meal in KFC. We even have an Odeon in Fife, so we could go and see how shitty the new James Bond movie is. Then I would hit you with the club when you were starting to trust me.
I'm a person just like you
but I like to fuck some shoes
On the sofa or in my bed
It's better than getting head
Tie the laces on my schlong
'cos of a nike air max it's standing strong
I'll even hump it till i bleed
normal sex life i don't need
I quite liked quantum of solace myself.
Others walk the bow, I walk the string
a) No KFC
b) I think I would love the new Bond
c) .. starting to trust you? Come on, Dean.. seriously?
Come on, I am a genuinely nice guy.
We wouldn't go to KFC as I do not like it.
The new Bond movie actually looks pretty awesome. But would prefer to wait for Madagascar 2 as that will be an awesome movie.
I'm a person just like you
but I like to fuck some shoes
On the sofa or in my bed
It's better than getting head
Tie the laces on my schlong
'cos of a nike air max it's standing strong
I'll even hump it till i bleed
normal sex life i don't need
But me being a "genuinely nice girl"? Oh Dean, I know you love me.
You aren't nice at all. :(
I'm a person just like you
but I like to fuck some shoes
On the sofa or in my bed
It's better than getting head
Tie the laces on my schlong
'cos of a nike air max it's standing strong
I'll even hump it till i bleed
normal sex life i don't need
I am actually very sensitive and easy-to-talk-to-girl, but I know you'll stab a knife to my back if I will show that side to you..
(and no-one could love you like I do.)
What the hell, I can't believe you wouldn't even think I would do that. You make me sad sometimes.
I'm a person just like you
but I like to fuck some shoes
On the sofa or in my bed
It's better than getting head
Tie the laces on my schlong
'cos of a nike air max it's standing strong
I'll even hump it till i bleed
normal sex life i don't need
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