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there were two morons sitting on a roof. the big one fell off. why?

because the little moron was a little more on!

now thats a joke. funny AND coherent.

its china girl, not china doll.

so...
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Your Type is
ENFJ
Extraverted Intuitive Feeling Judging
Strength of the preferences %
22 31 62 56

You are:
slightly expressed extravert
moderately expressed intuitive personality...

i read a clockwork orange, brave new world and a handmaid's tale in school long before grade 12.
i'm sure they'd keep your students interested... who doesn't want to read about dystopias?

ohhh man thats so awesome! i tried to go one year as donatello with my pet rat as splinter, but my parents stopped me for fear or losing said rat / it freezing to death.

and i bailed on circa.....

i taught my mother how to play poker after ditching bottle& booth service at the most 'hip' club in toronto.
not quite festive, but satisfying in its own right.

hurrah for soad and hurrah for timmins! although i think classifying rise against as melodic hardcore is a bit wishful.. they are indeed awesome.

welcome!

the invention of lying was really good... even though the main chick looks like really skinny rodent.

we didnt think it was that interesting, hence no desire to make a grand announcement about how madly in love we are.

i find it hard to imagine a diseased nutsack being affectionate

i dont think so. its clear he has a 'girlfriend' (still questionable) and is still looking for every excuse to suggest i'm hitting on him.
i bet theres a name for this sort of sickness.

easy there, wishful thinking.

oh, and it feels incredibly awesome. i'm honoured :)

haha thanks guys! and happy name day dini!

straight edge ghosts?!

dini might be able to help with this...

i am not your love, youre a drag
being with you was like fucking a bag
it was all limp and just air, it was terribly unfair
i would rather get laid by a stag

warning:

thread ender. pt II.

i hate haikus.

i guess that makes sense, we got engaged here, we may as well dissolve our relationship here.

nice knowing you.

ps - your haikus suck.

ya dusty, you were right.. public flirtation is really cute!

aww dini, youre so big and strong and so smart with all your amazing poems.

i could listen to you for hours :)

..but.. but i like them..

write another awesome poem for everyone to enjoy! puhleaseeeee

i really thought i had the thread-ender power!!

it appears not.

warning:

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