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    there were two morons sitting on a roof. the big...

    there were two morons sitting on a roof. the big one fell off. why?

    because the little moron was a little more on!

    now thats a joke. funny AND coherent.
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    its china girl, not china doll. so... bowie...

    its china girl, not china doll.

    so...
    bowie + 1
    joke of the day - 0
  3. Thread: do it!

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    Your Type is ENFJ...

    Your Type is
    ENFJ
    Extraverted Intuitive Feeling Judging
    Strength of the preferences %
    22 31 62 56

    You are:
    slightly expressed extravert
    moderately expressed intuitive personality...
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    i read a clockwork orange, brave new world and a...

    i read a clockwork orange, brave new world and a handmaid's tale in school long before grade 12.
    i'm sure they'd keep your students interested... who doesn't want to read about dystopias?
  5. ohhh man thats so awesome! i tried to go one year...

    ohhh man thats so awesome! i tried to go one year as donatello with my pet rat as splinter, but my parents stopped me for fear or losing said rat / it freezing to death.

    and i bailed on circa.....
  6. i taught my mother how to play poker after...

    i taught my mother how to play poker after ditching bottle& booth service at the most 'hip' club in toronto.
    not quite festive, but satisfying in its own right.
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    hurrah for soad and hurrah for timmins! although...

    hurrah for soad and hurrah for timmins! although i think classifying rise against as melodic hardcore is a bit wishful.. they are indeed awesome.

    welcome!
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    the invention of lying was really good... even...

    the invention of lying was really good... even though the main chick looks like really skinny rodent.
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    we didnt think it was that interesting, hence no...

    we didnt think it was that interesting, hence no desire to make a grand announcement about how madly in love we are.
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    i find it hard to imagine a diseased nutsack...

    i find it hard to imagine a diseased nutsack being affectionate
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    i dont think so. its clear he has a 'girlfriend'...

    i dont think so. its clear he has a 'girlfriend' (still questionable) and is still looking for every excuse to suggest i'm hitting on him.
    i bet theres a name for this sort of sickness.
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    easy there, wishful thinking.

    easy there, wishful thinking.
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    oh, and it feels incredibly awesome. i'm honoured...

    oh, and it feels incredibly awesome. i'm honoured :)
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    haha thanks guys! and happy name day dini!

    haha thanks guys! and happy name day dini!
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    straight edge ghosts?!

    straight edge ghosts?!
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    dini might be able to help with this...

    dini might be able to help with this...
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    i am not your love, youre a drag being with you...

    i am not your love, youre a drag
    being with you was like fucking a bag
    it was all limp and just air, it was terribly unfair
    i would rather get laid by a stag
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    warning: thread ender. pt II.

    warning:

    thread ender. pt II.
  19. Thread: hate thread

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    i hate haikus.

    i hate haikus.
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    i guess that makes sense, we got engaged here, we...

    i guess that makes sense, we got engaged here, we may as well dissolve our relationship here.

    nice knowing you.

    ps - your haikus suck.
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    ya dusty, you were right.. public flirtation is...

    ya dusty, you were right.. public flirtation is really cute!
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    aww dini, youre so big and strong and so smart...

    aww dini, youre so big and strong and so smart with all your amazing poems.

    i could listen to you for hours :)
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    ..but.. but i like them.. write another...

    ..but.. but i like them..

    write another awesome poem for everyone to enjoy! puhleaseeeee
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    i really thought i had the thread-ender power!! ...

    i really thought i had the thread-ender power!!

    it appears not.
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    warning: thread ender.

    warning:

    thread ender.
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