attn the darkness

[xsecx]

please stop. it was bad in the 70s and it's bad now. it was ok when you were only in england and easily avoided, but now you're coming here and people are seeming to embrace you. ironically the same people who mocked their parents for liking foghat . keep the long hair and spandex outfits back where they belonged. in the distant past.

[flame_still_burns]

...yeah, and quit getting that song stuck in my head.

[xsecx]

Originally posted by flame_still_burns
...yeah, and quit getting that song stuck in my head.

oh man. you haven't lived until you've seen the christmas video!

[SgtD]

*get your hands off of my wooooooooooman* sha la la la la...

[straightXed]

Originally posted by xsecx
oh man. you haven't lived until you've seen the christmas video!

so you like them?

[xsecx]

Originally posted by straightXed
so you like them?

tongue in cheek.
it's in the same area as they cheeky girls christmas video.

[straightXed]

Originally posted by xsecx
tongue in cheek.
it's in the same area as they cheeky girls christmas video.

dude, dont let the bells end!!! Cheeky girls couldn't touch that class, but neither were proper bo!

[xvunderx]

Originally posted by straightXed
dude, dont let the bells end!!! Cheeky girls couldn't touch that class, but neither were proper bo!

The cheeky girls rocked my xmas!

[xsecx]

Originally posted by straightXed
dude, dont let the bells end!!! Cheeky girls couldn't touch that class, but neither were proper bo!

have yourself a cheeky christmas ed.

and seriously, I can't believe you have more respect for the darkness than you do for the cheeky girls

[xvunderx]

hey Dusty! your not on AIM?

[xsecx]

Originally posted by xvunderx
hey Dusty! your not on AIM?

yeah I forgot to sign back on.

[straightXed]

Originally posted by xsecx
have yourself a cheeky christmas ed.

and seriously, I can't believe you have more respect for the darkness than you do for the cheeky girls

You have got to be kidding me, the cheeky girls are the worst. I mean the darkness is bad but those cheeky girls are frightening and very very bad.

[xsecx]

Originally posted by straightXed
You have got to be kidding me, the cheeky girls are the worst. I mean the darkness is bad but those cheeky girls are frightening and very very bad.

I'm saying. it's like saying do you want to die by gun or by knife. at the end. it's still dying.

[straightXed]

Originally posted by xsecx
I'm saying. it's like saying do you want to die by gun or by knife. at the end. it's still dying.

Yeah well i'd chose not to die or listen to either really. Maybe the darkness is a slighly more credible murder weapon than the cheeky girls, like its like they actually put a morsel of thought into their shit, they play and sing. Ok, they play and sing total crap but what the hell do the cheeky girls actually do? They can't sing but thats ok because they don't actually have songs, i just really really really hate the cheeky girls, nothing else seems as bad.

[xsecx]

Originally posted by straightXed
Yeah well i'd chose not to die or listen to either really. Maybe the darkness is a slighly more credible murder weapon than the cheeky girls, like its like they actually put a morsel of thought into their shit, they play and sing. Ok, they play and sing total crap but what the hell do the cheeky girls actually do? They can't sing but thats ok because they don't actually have songs, i just really really really hate the cheeky girls, nothing else seems as bad.

the one thing the cheeky girls has over everyone. they're really ugly, but they think they're cute. which makes them amazing.

[xvunderx]

I'm doing the dance, but of course you can't see that!

[xsecx]

http://flysouth.co.za/news/archive/2003-06-13/2003-06-16-images/cheeky_girls.jpg


ED VEE VANT TO PAINT YOUR BOTTOM!

[straightXed]

Originally posted by xsecx
http://flysouth.co.za/news/archive/2003-06-13/2003-06-16-images/cheeky_girls.jpg


ED VEE VANT TO PAINT YOUR BOTTOM!

i want to paint their faces, with baseball bats and acid.

[xsecx]

Originally posted by straightXed
i want to paint their faces, with baseball bats and acid.

how cheeky. but seriously. how are they any worse than:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/music/2003/reading_festival/darknessinterview270.jpg

[straightXed]

Originally posted by xsecx
how cheeky. but seriously. how are they any worse than:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/music/2003/reading_festival/darknessinterview270.jpg

Because the existence of the darkness doesn't make me want to headbutt a lawnmower blade in motion repeatedly.

[xsecx]

Originally posted by straightXed
Because the existence of the darkness doesn't make me want to headbutt a lawnmower blade in motion repeatedly.

the dudes singing seriously drives me to murder.

I think I harbor more hatred for the darkness because they're even more contrived than the cheeky girls are. and will most likely have a longer shelf life. I hate the darkness like I hate the strokes. universally and completely.

[straightXed]

Originally posted by xsecx
the dudes singing seriously drives me to murder.

I think I harbor more hatred for the darkness because they're even more contrived than the cheeky girls are. and will most likely have a longer shelf life. I hate the darkness like I hate the strokes. universally and completely.

Take note everyone, now you have ideas on what to buy dusty:)

[xsecx]

Originally posted by straightXed
Take note everyone, now you have ideas on what to buy dusty:)

typically not a good idea. did I ever tell the story of what happened to my friends wife that schemed to get all my friends to buy me britney spears stuff one year?

[straightXed]

Originally posted by xsecx
typically not a good idea. did I ever tell the story of what happened to my friends wife that schemed to get all my friends to buy me britney spears stuff one year? nope, its sounds like it could be a good story

[xsecx]

Originally posted by straightXed
nope, its sounds like it could be a good story

I'll go into more detail later. but I will say it involved midget porn, urination and bing crosby.

[straightXed]

Originally posted by xsecx
I'll go into more detail later. but I will say it involved midget porn, urination and bing crosby.

thats the kind of story i was expecting.

[xsecx]

Originally posted by straightXed
thats the kind of story i was expecting.

well to be fair. I'm not exactly the kind of guy that is surprising. you pretty much know what you get from the beginning.

[straightXed]

Originally posted by xsecx
well to be fair. I'm not exactly the kind of guy that is surprising. you pretty much know what you get from the beginning.

not supprising but you still manage to evoke disbelief in a humourous way.

[flame_still_burns]

i'd rather listen to the darkness than jet. for what that is worth.

[xvunderx]

Originally posted by flame_still_burns
i'd rather listen to the darkness than jet. for what that is worth.

whos jet?

[xsecx]

Originally posted by xvunderx
whos jet?

the are you going to be my girl people. australia's answer to the strokes.

[xvunderx]

Originally posted by xsecx
the are you going to be my girl people. australia's answer to the strokes.


Ah yeah I though so, but then I became unsure, I always think they are The jets, they sound like a "the" band

[xgregx]

I think they are funny as hell...

[xsecx]

Originally posted by xsecx
I'll go into more detail later. but I will say it involved midget porn, urination and bing crosby.

so basically a few years ago when things were going well with the economy, me and all my friends would have big christmas's. one year my friends girlfriend at the time thought it'd be funny to get everyone to buy my britney spears stuff. so that year I got britney calendars, a britney doll. videos, etc. This was funny. During that year, my friend and her got married. The following year, I retaliated. Natas, the girl. had an issue with porn. Steve, my friend loved it. So, being the good friend that I am, i decided to hook my boy up. before they were dating, it wasn't unheard of steve and some of our other friends to hang out and watch midget porn for comedy. because honestly, it's one of the funniest things you'll ever see. We'd watch midget porn and skate videos. So anyway. Christmas rolls around, and Natas really wanted the bing crosby classic white christmas. So I got that for her. I also got some piss porn, midget porn, and chicks with dicks. The first thing she opened was porn. The second was white christmas, thinking the first was a joke, but the rest won't be. the rest were all porn.

[straightXed]

Originally posted by xsecx
so basically a few years ago when things were going well with the economy, me and all my friends would have big christmas's. one year my friends girlfriend at the time thought it'd be funny to get everyone to buy my britney spears stuff. so that year I got britney calendars, a britney doll. videos, etc. This was funny. During that year, my friend and her got married. The following year, I retaliated. Natas, the girl. had an issue with porn. Steve, my friend loved it. So, being the good friend that I am, i decided to hook my boy up. before they were dating, it wasn't unheard of steve and some of our other friends to hang out and watch midget porn for comedy. because honestly, it's one of the funniest things you'll ever see. We'd watch midget porn and skate videos. So anyway. Christmas rolls around, and Natas really wanted the bing crosby classic white christmas. So I got that for her. I also got some piss porn, midget porn, and chicks with dicks. The first thing she opened was porn. The second was white christmas, thinking the first was a joke, but the rest won't be. the rest were all porn.

so i should buy you the darkness album?

[xsecx]

Originally posted by straightXed
so i should buy you the darkness album?

sure, just know what you're getting yourself into.

[straightXed]

Originally posted by xsecx
sure, just know what you're getting yourself into.

oh ok, would you prefer the cheeky girls?

[xsecx]

Originally posted by straightXed
oh ok, would you prefer the cheeky girls?

whatever you think will get you the best return.

[straightXed]

Originally posted by xsecx
whatever you think will get you the best return.

i'm doing it for the pleasure of giving, i'd be happy to get nothing in return

[xsecx]

Originally posted by straightXed
i'm doing it for the pleasure of giving, i'd be happy to get nothing in return

yeah, but sadly it doesn't work that way.

[straightXed]

Originally posted by xsecx
yeah, but sadly it doesn't work that way.

i don't have your address anyway.

[GIZMO]

Originally posted by xsecx
please stop. it was bad in the 70s and it's bad now. it was ok when you were only in england and easily avoided, but now you're coming here and people are seeming to embrace you. ironically the same people who mocked their parents for liking foghat . keep the long hair and spandex outfits back where they belonged. in the distant past.

i found this hilarious

[sabresnmets]

i hate the darkness, i cant believe people can mistake a good song for a catchy song. just because it is catchy, that doesnt make it good. i have never heard of the cheeky girls.

[straightXed]

Originally posted by sabresnmets
i hate the darkness, i cant believe people can mistake a good song for a catchy song. just because it is catchy, that doesnt make it good. i have never heard of the cheeky girls.

yeah i mean diseases are 'catchy'

[sabresnmets]

exactly