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linsee
10-21-2009, 06:14 PM
thesestarsSCREAM (6:12:19 PM): Ed says it's weird that america sells pre-made cookie dough
thesestarsSCREAM (6:12:23 PM): is that not common there?
xD1988x (6:13:16 PM): what you can buy dough from the store and cook it to make cookies?
thesestarsSCREAM (6:13:45 PM): yes
thesestarsSCREAM (6:13:57 PM): it's very common
thesestarsSCREAM (6:14:24 PM): same with things like american biscuits or bread or croissants. you buy the dough made and just bake it
xD1988x (6:16:07 PM): bare with me here
xD1988x (6:16:14 PM): you could buy the cookie dough
thesestarsSCREAM (6:16:24 PM): yes, it comes in a package
xD1988x (6:16:26 PM): and bring it home and just eat cookie dough out the bag?
thesestarsSCREAM (6:16:31 PM): hahaha yes
thesestarsSCREAM (6:17:06 PM): it comes in a tube so that you just cut circles, or in a flat package and when you open it, it's in pre cut squares
thesestarsSCREAM (6:17:20 PM): you can also buy large packages of it in tubs and scoop it out
xD1988x (6:17:27 PM): I want cookie dough
xD1988x (6:17:34 PM): I want to eat cookie dough out of a tube
D1988
10-21-2009, 06:27 PM
World = Rocked.

I need to move to the USA.
xsecx
10-21-2009, 06:29 PM
World = Rocked.

I need to move to the USA.

we call it bread in a can. and it's awesome.
mouseman004
10-21-2009, 08:29 PM
World = Rocked.

I need to move to Canada.

There I fixed it for you. And it is definately awesome. Even scrubs like me can bake.
linsee
10-21-2009, 10:03 PM
There I fixed it for you. And it is definately awesome. Even scrubs like me can bake.

And me! Though last week I ruined pumpkin sugar cookies that come in the package all made aside from baking. Today however, I did okay with chocolate chip.
SgtD
10-22-2009, 02:00 AM
you guys are fuckin lazy! there's nothing better than baking your own.
mouseman004
10-22-2009, 02:43 AM
you guys are fuckin lazy! there's nothing better than baking your own.

You wouldn't say that if you had ever tried cookies that I baked from scratch!
SgtD
10-22-2009, 05:25 AM
You wouldn't say that if you had ever tried cookies that I baked from scratch!

hahaha, ok...fair enough.
D1988
10-22-2009, 07:04 AM
You wouldn't say that if you had ever tried cookies that I baked from scratch!

I assure you, mines would be worse. I wouldn't even end up with cookies, probably smoke and a house fire, but no cookies.
straightXed
10-22-2009, 07:18 PM
xD1988x (6:16:14 PM): you could buy the cookie dough
thesestarsSCREAM (6:16:24 PM): yes, it comes in a package
xD1988x (6:16:26 PM): and bring it home and just eat cookie dough out the bag?
thesestarsSCREAM (6:16:31 PM): hahaha yes


And what does it say on the package lindsey?!?!
straightXed
10-22-2009, 07:24 PM
I can bake awesome cookies, i learnt to bake cookies from a Mr Men cookbook when i was 6 or something!
linsee
10-22-2009, 07:25 PM
I can bake awesome cookies, i learnt to bake cookies from a Mr Men cookbook when i was 6 or something!

Tell me you still have the cookbook and that I can have it.
straightXed
10-22-2009, 07:26 PM
Tell me you still have the cookbook and that I can have it.

Answer my question and i will look to see if it still exists. I used to make jam roly poly too!!
linsee
10-22-2009, 07:29 PM
you guys are fuckin lazy! there's nothing better than baking your own.
I fail at cooking. Baking included.


You wouldn't say that if you had ever tried cookies that I baked from scratch!
Ditto for me dude. It's scary


Answer my question and i will look to see if it still exists. I used to make jam roly poly too!!
Please explain jam roly poly.

And what does it say on the package lindsey?!?!
"Do not eat dough"
straightXed
10-22-2009, 07:47 PM
Please explain jam roly poly.

Its just pastry and jam rolled up and baked, served with custard. Its really easy but at 6 what did you expect!!

http://aka.weightwatchers.co.uk/images/2057/dynamic/foodandrecipes/2008/12/JamRolyPoly_n_lg.jpg
D1988
10-22-2009, 07:51 PM
"Do not eat dough". To me that pretty much says, "Eat dough, it's awesome".
xsecx
10-22-2009, 07:54 PM
"Do not eat dough". To me that pretty much says, "Eat dough, it's awesome".

enjoy your food poisoning son!
linsee
10-22-2009, 07:58 PM
Its just pastry and jam rolled up and baked, served with custard. Its really easy but at 6 what did you expect!!

http://aka.weightwatchers.co.uk/images/2057/dynamic/foodandrecipes/2008/12/JamRolyPoly_n_lg.jpg

I want that.


"Do not eat dough". To me that pretty much says, "Eat dough, it's awesome".
Me too.


enjoy your food poisoning son!
I've eaten it and haven't gotten sick.
xsecx
10-22-2009, 08:00 PM
I've eaten it and haven't gotten sick....yet
fixed it for you. eating raw eggs isn't a good idea.
rodrigo
10-22-2009, 08:00 PM
Its just pastry and jam rolled up and baked, served with custard. Its really easy but at 6 what did you expect!!

http://aka.weightwatchers.co.uk/images/2057/dynamic/foodandrecipes/2008/12/JamRolyPoly_n_lg.jpg

we have that too, but instead of jam it has Dulce de Leche, its awesome. sometimes people put a chocolate cover on it, and thats even more awesome.
and we call it "brazo de reina" and i have no idea why.
linsee
10-22-2009, 08:06 PM
fixed it for you. eating raw eggs isn't a good idea.
I know, but I can't help it. :(



we have that too, but instead of jam it has Dulce de Leche, its awesome. sometimes people put a chocolate cover on it, and thats even more awesome.
and we call it "brazo de reina" and i have no idea why.

Uhhh yum! That sounds lovely.
xsecx
10-22-2009, 08:07 PM
Uhhh yum! That sounds lovely.

we have them there's called swiss cake rolls dude.

and
http://littledebbie.com/products/StrawberryShortcake.asp
linsee
10-22-2009, 09:23 PM
we have them there's called swiss cake rolls dude.

and
http://littledebbie.com/products/StrawberryShortcake.asp

umm home made sounds better though. little debbie's are gross.
Lifestyle_X
10-23-2009, 07:42 AM
it reminds me of 'pudding bread', don't know how you say it..
darn, i'm dying here, i can really use some of those sweet things :)
xsecx
10-23-2009, 08:15 AM
umm home made sounds better though. little debbie's are gross.

they're in bakeries too. and you're insane about little debbies.
mouseman004
10-23-2009, 10:13 AM
umm home made sounds better though. little debbie's are gross.

Little Debbie's are awesome!
D1988
10-23-2009, 11:10 AM
You know what you guys have that look awesome, twinkies.

The dude in that Zombieland movie total craves for them, and when he gets one it looks so damn good.

I do not think we get them here at all.
Lifestyle_X
10-23-2009, 12:12 PM
i bought a pack of reese's in the US, they were yummy. anyone a fan of reese's ?
xsecx
10-23-2009, 12:40 PM
You know what you guys have that look awesome, twinkies.

The dude in that Zombieland movie total craves for them, and when he gets one it looks so damn good.

I do not think we get them here at all.

they're just victoria sponge and some kind of weird cream. they're good though.
D1988
10-23-2009, 05:43 PM
i bought a pack of reese's in the US, they were yummy. anyone a fan of reese's ?

We get Reese's cups and the bars and stuff here now. Anything with peanut butter = awesome.
linsee
10-23-2009, 07:31 PM
they're in bakeries too. and you're insane about little debbies.

I don't go into bakeries really, I would have no control. The only Little Debbies that's good are those pumpkin cookie things, and I can't find them this year.

Little Debbie's are awesome!
no. :)

You know what you guys have that look awesome, twinkies.

The dude in that Zombieland movie total craves for them, and when he gets one it looks so damn good.

I do not think we get them here at all.
I don't like Twinkies. I think they taste weird. You know, like they're instantly clogging your arteries.
D1988
10-23-2009, 08:02 PM
I don't like Twinkies. I think they taste weird. You know, like they're instantly clogging your arteries.

The things that taste the best in this world all have this effect, no worries. It's worth it.
Lifestyle_X
10-24-2009, 07:31 AM
We get Reese's cups and the bars and stuff here now. Anything with peanut butter = awesome.

The cups were awesome, you're my kinda guy !
Had some Atomic Fireballs yesterday, amazing.. but not to enjoy. Oh yeah, my friend Matthew had some special halloween candy corn. Black, white and orange. Didn't taste it tho.
straightXed
10-24-2009, 09:23 AM
The things that taste the best in this world all have this effect, no worries. It's worth it.

Seriously dude, read the ingredients to those things...they aren't even food:

* Enriched Wheat Flour - enriched with ferrous sulphate (iron), B vitamins (niacin, thiamine mononitrate [B1], ribofavin [B12] and folic acid).
* Sugar
* Corn syrup
* Water
* High fructose corn syrup
* Vegetable and/or animal shortening - containing one or more of partially hydrogenated soybean, cottonseed or canola oil, and beef fat.
* Dextrose
* Whole eggs
* Modified corn starch
* Cellulose gum
* Whey
* Leavenings (sodium acid pyrophosphate, baking soda, monocalcium phosphate)
* Salt
* Cornstarch
* Corn flour
* Corn syrup solids
* Mono and diglycerides
* Soy lecithin
* Polysorbate 60
* Dextrin
* Calcium caseinate
* Sodium stearol lactylate
* Wheat gluten
* Calcium sulphate
* Natural and artificial flavours
* Caramel colour
* Sorbic acid (to retain freshness)
* Colour added (yellow 5, red 40)

Sounds more like a science experiment, they are ok but they aren't my favourite hostess snack. Ding dongs and hohos for me please!
straightXed
10-24-2009, 09:25 AM
we have them there's called swiss cake rolls dude.

and
http://littledebbie.com/products/StrawberryShortcake.asp

Its not a swiss roll, unless you make your swiss rolls with pastry and not sponge cake like here?
xsecx
10-24-2009, 09:47 AM
Its not a swiss roll, unless you make your swiss rolls with pastry and not sponge cake like here?

you're right. i was thinking about jelly rolls.
straightXed
10-24-2009, 11:41 AM
you're right. i was thinking about jelly rolls.

thinking about jelly rolls is time well spent!
D1988
10-24-2009, 08:44 PM
Seriously dude, read the ingredients to those things...they aren't even food:

* Enriched Wheat Flour - enriched with ferrous sulphate (iron), B vitamins (niacin, thiamine mononitrate [B1], ribofavin [B12] and folic acid).
* Sugar
* Corn syrup
* Water
* High fructose corn syrup
* Vegetable and/or animal shortening - containing one or more of partially hydrogenated soybean, cottonseed or canola oil, and beef fat.
* Dextrose
* Whole eggs
* Modified corn starch
* Cellulose gum
* Whey
* Leavenings (sodium acid pyrophosphate, baking soda, monocalcium phosphate)
* Salt
* Cornstarch
* Corn flour
* Corn syrup solids
* Mono and diglycerides
* Soy lecithin
* Polysorbate 60
* Dextrin
* Calcium caseinate
* Sodium stearol lactylate
* Wheat gluten
* Calcium sulphate
* Natural and artificial flavours
* Caramel colour
* Sorbic acid (to retain freshness)
* Colour added (yellow 5, red 40)

Sounds more like a science experiment, they are ok but they aren't my favourite hostess snack. Ding dongs and hohos for me please!

Fuck, that's messed up!