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SgtD
09-11-2009, 11:35 AM
Going to work with the x-s still kind of lightly visible on your fists, and think about how fucking great Common Cause and ON were last night.

That' s fucking great.

JustEmily
09-11-2009, 11:36 AM
its called HAND WASHING!

SgtD
09-11-2009, 11:38 AM
its called HAND WASHING!

hungarians don't wash!

JustEmily
09-11-2009, 11:39 AM
bunch of savages.

SgtD
09-11-2009, 11:41 AM
bunch of savages.

urban savages!

JustEmily
09-11-2009, 11:45 AM
everyone knows real edgers live in small socialist communes outside of urban sprawls and wash at least once a day.

SgtD
09-11-2009, 11:47 AM
everyone knows real edgers live in small socialist communes outside of urban sprawls and wash at least once a day.

you're confusing edgers with hippies, miss! except for the washing. they don't wash either.

JustEmily
09-11-2009, 11:51 AM
fuck, i'm on the wrong site then.

i cant wait to feel the sand between my toes!!

SgtD
09-11-2009, 11:56 AM
fuck, i'm on the wrong site then.

i cant wait to feel the sand between my toes!!

you dirty hippie

JustEmily
09-11-2009, 11:59 AM
you want to be a hippppy.
they are so much cooooler.
they like flowerssss.
you secretly loooove it.
and we dont like diseased nutsacksssss.

SgtD
09-11-2009, 12:08 PM
you want to be a hippppy.
they are so much cooooler.
they like flowerssss.
you secretly loooove it.
and we dont like diseased nutsacksssss.

ponchos. patchoulie.
greasy hair with flowers in
makes you a hippie

JustEmily
09-11-2009, 12:11 PM
warning:

thread ender.

D1988
09-11-2009, 02:59 PM
So jealous of Dini right now.

CarlaRant
09-12-2009, 08:19 AM
Funniest thread I've seen in a while.
Signed,
Hippycore Carla

Adam Edge hwc
09-12-2009, 08:38 AM
Agreed lol

JustEmily
09-12-2009, 07:04 PM
i really thought i had the thread-ender power!!

it appears not.

SgtD
09-12-2009, 07:08 PM
i really thought i had the thread-ender power!!

it appears not.

you should just ignore the previous two posts. and this one. it works sometimes!

JustEmily
09-12-2009, 07:13 PM
..but.. but i like them..

write another awesome poem for everyone to enjoy! puhleaseeeee

SgtD
09-12-2009, 07:27 PM
..but.. but i like them..

write another awesome poem for everyone to enjoy! puhleaseeeee

but that way it's not
going to end this thread then.
so i won't write one.

xsecx
09-12-2009, 07:39 PM
but that way it's not
going to end this thread then.
so i won't write one.

the public flirtation is so cute.

JustEmily
09-12-2009, 07:43 PM
aww dini, youre so big and strong and so smart with all your amazing poems.

i could listen to you for hours :)

SgtD
09-12-2009, 07:45 PM
aww dini, youre so big and strong and so smart with all your amazing poems.

i could listen to you for hours :)

wanna cyber?

SgtD
09-12-2009, 07:45 PM
the public flirtation is so cute.

this my friend is not
what you think, i have a girl
who hates patchouli

xsecx
09-12-2009, 07:51 PM
this my friend is not
what you think, i have a girl
who hates patchouli

haiku is ass face
it sucks the fun out of life
like a toothless ho

SgtD
09-12-2009, 07:57 PM
haiku is ass face
it sucks the fun out of life
like a toothless ho

don't be so jealous
of my fucking cool skills bro
said king haiku.

JustEmily
09-12-2009, 08:00 PM
ya dusty, you were right.. public flirtation is really cute!

SgtD
09-12-2009, 08:04 PM
ya dusty, you were right.. public flirtation is really cute!

i want him instead,
he still lives a bit closer
then you my darling.

JustEmily
09-12-2009, 08:11 PM
i guess that makes sense, we got engaged here, we may as well dissolve our relationship here.

nice knowing you.

ps - your haikus suck.

SgtD
09-12-2009, 08:16 PM
i guess that makes sense, we got engaged here, we may as well dissolve our relationship here.

nice knowing you.

ps - your haikus suck.

you can't write haikus
so i think i'm better off
with the bearded guy.

xsecx
09-12-2009, 08:48 PM
you can't write haikus
so i think i'm better off
with the bearded guy.

I am not queer
even if I was you suck
you like the ramones

linsee
09-12-2009, 08:51 PM
this thread is full of fail.

SgtD
09-12-2009, 08:57 PM
I am not queer
even if I was you suck
you like the ramones

lost the one i loved
not even gonna get you
for me, to buttfuck?

SgtD
09-12-2009, 09:01 PM
this thread is full of fail.

it's true but confirm
at least you like the ramones.
i remember so.

xsecx
09-12-2009, 09:17 PM
this thread is full of fail.

you are a lame-o
for using internet slang
it is full of poop

xsecx
09-12-2009, 09:20 PM
lost the one i loved
not even gonna get you
for me, to buttfuck?

not a reacharound
for you, you crazy hippy
I no play your game

linsee
09-12-2009, 09:34 PM
it's true but confirm
at least you like the ramones.
i remember so.
This is true. My friends little boy and I do over the phone Ramones duets sometimes.


you are a lame-o
for using internet slang
it is full of poop
you're full of poop. I didn't know that saying something fails was internet slang, I talk like that in real life.

xsecx
09-12-2009, 09:38 PM
you're full of poop. I didn't know that saying something fails was internet slang, I talk like that in real life.

do you also say
for the win and other lame
shit like that irl?


LOLZ

xvunderx
09-12-2009, 09:48 PM
do you also say
for the win and other lame
shit like that irl?


LOLZ

The Internet blurred
With the beautiful real world
LOL Cats musical

linsee
09-12-2009, 10:25 PM
do you also say
for the win and other lame
shit like that irl?


LOLZ

no.

SgtD
09-13-2009, 04:39 AM
not a reacharound
for you, you crazy hippy
I no play your game
no hippie here bro,
don't be afraid of my dick
it's just your excuse.



This is true. My friends little boy and I do over the phone Ramones duets sometimes.

duets from Ramones
make you awesome in my eyes
i'll do that sometime.

JustEmily
09-14-2009, 11:37 AM
warning:

thread ender. pt II.

straightXed
09-14-2009, 01:05 PM
this thread is full of fail.

I hate you for speaking like that!

SgtD
09-14-2009, 01:31 PM
warning:

thread ender. pt II.

no, not yet my love.
a thread ender you are not
let's continue this!

D1988
09-14-2009, 01:43 PM
What the fuck is this?

xsecx
09-14-2009, 01:48 PM
What the fuck is this?

can you not read things
that are written in plain words
because you are scot?

xsecx
09-14-2009, 01:50 PM
no hippie here bro,
don't be afraid of my dick
it's just your excuse.


I will not partake
of your hun weiner because
you use mayonaisse

SgtD
09-14-2009, 02:12 PM
What the fuck is this?
this is art you ass
you have no idea huh?
you are lame my friend



I will not partake
of your hun weiner because
you use mayonaisse

haikus are so yesterday
they are lame and you wont get a lay
limericks are where its at, nothing is more sxe than that
its your weiner with my mayo that makes a good day

JustEmily
09-14-2009, 02:26 PM
no, not yet my love.
a thread ender you are not
let's continue this!

i am not your love, youre a drag
being with you was like fucking a bag
it was all limp and just air, it was terribly unfair
i would rather get laid by a stag

xsecx
09-14-2009, 02:26 PM
this is art you ass
you have no idea huh?
you are lame my friend




haikus are so yesterday
they are lame and you wont get a lay
limericks are where its at, nothing is more sxe than that
its your weiner with my mayo that makes a good day

you ruined it.

D1988
09-14-2009, 02:43 PM
http://media.omfgif.com/gif/omfg_abe_simpson_in_and_out.gif

SgtD
09-14-2009, 04:28 PM
i am not your love, youre a drag
being with you was like fucking a bag
it was all limp and just air, it was terribly unfair
i would rather get laid by a stag

you now say that
sex is what i'm bad at.
stop your accusation, i'm ok with masturbation
and being alone in my flat!


you ruined it.
it was you who ruined it,
seems like you don't know shit
can't even write a limerick, you're such a yankee hick
i'll meet you in the pit!

linsee
09-14-2009, 07:40 PM
http://media.omfgif.com/gif/omfg_abe_simpson_in_and_out.gif

This made me giggle.

xvunderx
09-14-2009, 09:29 PM
A friend of mine Dini the hun
thought limericks were lot's fun
but the poor boy forgot
that there's five lines and not
only four when you want to write one!

xsecx
09-14-2009, 09:37 PM
A friend of mine Dini the hun
thought limericks were lot's fun
but the poor boy forgot
that there's five lines and not
only four when you want to write one!

this is why dini
ruined everything with
his lame poems

mouseman004
09-15-2009, 04:43 AM
haiku is ass face
it sucks the fun out of life
like a toothless ho

Best haiku ever.

mouseman004
09-15-2009, 06:52 AM
This thread started its day being ruled by Haiku
But Dini decided to change his mind
Limericks are what he wanted to do
For they are much cooler is what he would find

By these poems, Dusty was not impressed
He responded in jest with poems of hate
Such anger from Dusty Dini would not have guessed
He responded with poems discussing things he ate

Linsee was not impressed by their work
And prounounced that the thread was filled with much fail
For clearly she and Dean thought Dini a dork
They hoped with his poems Dini would bail

Steve has decided that Shakespeare was cool
And therefore it's by sonnets this thread should be ruled

D1988
09-15-2009, 07:21 AM
Canada boy wins.

Nobody is topping that.

xsecx
09-15-2009, 08:49 AM
Canada boy wins.

Nobody is topping that.

you are a lame-o
at least get into it please
and not be a bore

straightXed
09-15-2009, 10:12 AM
Okay, okay, whats this all about?
the sensible people from the sidelines shout out
Outing the limmericks, sonnets and haikus you write
and bugs me the most is the way they bite.
Its more than obvious, its completely apparent,
that you cats just plain don't know...that no
not even one of you can ever compare to this one mans
awesome style, rythym and flow on show
Limmericks? I got 'em! Sonnets? I can rock 'em!
And my haikus are all the way!
But that shit's tired and doesn't get me inspired
to say what i ought to say.
So lets get this started, there goes the race starters gun
and everyones asking whats with dini the hun?
This is supposed to be art? haha, no way son.
you dropped haikus for limmericks while i'm dropping bombs
but the race ain't done, quick quick dini, keep running
but whoever sold you that limerick must have seen you comming!
Hey i'll even slow down, give you a chance to catch up
who knows at that speed, you might take the tin cup!
but perhaps enough is enough, i think i made it clear
and now its time to halt
cos you know i out rhyme ya, just like i'd out run ya if my name was usain bolt.
So who's next? Is it steve with a disasterous sonnet?
Or perhaps dean and the bee in his bonnet?
I'm killing your poetry, i'm killing your thread
you'll be struggling for rhymes whilst i'm asleep in my bed
come back at me if you like but you're already dead
thats just how it goes if you step to straightxed.

mouseman004
09-16-2009, 07:09 AM
Okay, okay, whats this all about?
the sensible people from the sidelines shout out
Outing the limmericks, sonnets and haikus you write
and bugs me the most is the way they bite.
Its more than obvious, its completely apparent,
that you cats just plain don't know...that no
not even one of you can ever compare to this one mans
awesome style, rythym and flow on show
Limmericks? I got 'em! Sonnets? I can rock 'em!
And my haikus are all the way!
But that shit's tired and doesn't get me inspired
to say what i ought to say.
So lets get this started, there goes the race starters gun
and everyones asking whats with dini the hun?
This is supposed to be art? haha, no way son.
you dropped haikus for limmericks while i'm dropping bombs
but the race ain't done, quick quick dini, keep running
but whoever sold you that limerick must have seen you comming!
Hey i'll even slow down, give you a chance to catch up
who knows at that speed, you might take the tin cup!
but perhaps enough is enough, i think i made it clear
and now its time to halt
cos you know i out rhyme ya, just like i'd out run ya if my name was usain bolt.
So who's next? Is it steve with a disasterous sonnet?
Or perhaps dean and the bee in his bonnet?
I'm killing your poetry, i'm killing your thread
you'll be struggling for rhymes whilst i'm asleep in my bed
come back at me if you like but you're already dead
thats just how it goes if you step to straightxed.

Ed traded poems for a post filled with rap
Like wanksters and gangsters his post filled with rhymes
His lyrics were unoriginal and nothing but crap
Nothing new we haven't heard but thousands of times

Please slow down Ed with your lyrical flow!
With rhymes so advanced I can barely keep up!
Haha I'm just kidding, like a turtle your slow
Your insults are weak and as cute as a pup

While rapping is fun and lyrics are cool
Aside from its rhyming, your verse has no form
Rapping is child's play, literature for a fool
While in bookstores and schools, shakespeare's poetry's the norm

With my sonnets I'm daring to step to straightxed
And as you all can see I am anything but dead.

SgtD
09-16-2009, 01:37 PM
this has gone too far
i created a monster,
no hardcore talk still.

straightXed
09-16-2009, 07:47 PM
Ed traded poems for a post filled with rap
Like wanksters and gangsters his post filled with rhymes
His lyrics were unoriginal and nothing but crap
Nothing new we haven't heard but thousands of times

Please slow down Ed with your lyrical flow!
With rhymes so advanced I can barely keep up!
Haha I'm just kidding, like a turtle your slow
Your insults are weak and as cute as a pup

While rapping is fun and lyrics are cool
Aside from its rhyming, your verse has no form
Rapping is child's play, literature for a fool
While in bookstores and schools, shakespeare's poetry's the norm

With my sonnets I'm daring to step to straightxed
And as you all can see I am anything but dead.

How long did it take you to write this shite,
Its useless dude i hope it didn't keep you up all night.
How can you rhyme rap and crap and claim i'm unoriginal
your poetry needs to carry some kind of provisional.
Your like a vogan man this shit is painful to read
take heed to the advice and DO NOT PROCEED!
You suck! You are a lame duck
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 bucks.
but watch as i monopolise on your attempt to dis me
like when you call me cute i think perhaps you want to kiss me?
And you say i'm like a turtle so you must be a big fan
and slow and steady seems to to win the race man!
The verse has form and it works with rythmic beats
You are behind with the times stuck on shakespeare and keats
I, like you, could fit my words into tired contraints
but prefer more lively rythym so save your complaints
for someone who cares for out dated opinions
that show ignorance of a new rhyming dominion.
But if rapping is childs play then perhaps you should start there
because sonnets are beyond you, i say this because i care!
not about you but me for the shit i have to read
everytime i read your sonnets a bucket is what i need.
This race was won before it begun
but putting you down is a whole lot of fun
i should stick you with a fork just so you know that you are done
And yeah i'm a turtle you are obviously the hare
with no style or flair and lyrically unaware
steve, i'm sorry but you never had a prayer
or a hope in hell, this is the truth i tell
its best you learn it it now, consider this an alarm bell.
Hip hop and rap isn't litrature for fools
things of worth don't just exist in bookstores and schools
and its you that needs schooling about everything thats cool
your sonnets don't fit the bill, hence the ridicule.
I'm bored of you now, you stepped to me so lame
you lose this game for having shit so tame.

xsecx
09-16-2009, 08:43 PM
if you post in this
the rules are clear as crystal
do it right now, go!

xSouthernEdgex
10-08-2009, 11:34 AM
waiting for someone to redo Homer's Epic.