why I hope cm punk dies in the ring.

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So I'm out of town on business. it's late, I'm hungry and I'm in an area known for good pizza. I do a little research and I find a place that's supposed to be really good. I go, I get waited on by a cute girl wearing a tshirt. specifically this shirt:

http://www.wweshop.com/Product_detail.asp?productId=01-09435

now. I could only see the front of the shirt. All I saw were ribs and "straight edge" and "hardcore". I was like. cool. An edge girl. the conversation went kind of like this:

me: are you edge?
her: huh?
me: straight edge?
her: huh?
me: your shirt, it says straight edge hardcore.
her: oh, it's a cm punk shirt, me and my brother went to see him recently and he bought me this shirt. so you like wrestling too?
me: nope, straight edge is something totally different. 1 small with sausage and mushrooms please!

then I proceeded to a giant dump in the middle of the floor while shouting straight edge revenge while waiting for my pizza to be done.

[rodrigo]

well, you do have the looks of a wrestling fan!

[SgtD]

So I'm out of town on business. it's late, I'm hungry and I'm in an area known for good pizza. I do a little research and I find a place that's supposed to be really good. I go, I get waited on by a cute girl wearing a tshirt. specifically this shirt:

http://www.wweshop.com/Product_detail.asp?productId=01-09435

now. I could only see the front of the shirt. All I saw were ribs and "straight edge" and "hardcore". I was like. cool. An edge girl. the conversation went kind of like this:

me: are you edge?
her: huh?
me: straight edge?
her: huh?
me: your shirt, it says straight edge hardcore.
her: oh, it's a cm punk shirt, me and my brother went to see him recently and he bought me this shirt. so you like wrestling too?
me: nope, straight edge is something totally different. 1 small with sausage and mushrooms please!

then I proceeded to a giant dump in the middle of the floor while shouting straight edge revenge while waiting for my pizza to be done.

this story would be sad, but the ending. i had a chuckle.

[D1988]

So I'm out of town on business. it's late, I'm hungry and I'm in an area known for good pizza. I do a little research and I find a place that's supposed to be really good. I go, I get waited on by a cute girl wearing a tshirt. specifically this shirt:

http://www.wweshop.com/Product_detail.asp?productId=01-09435

now. I could only see the front of the shirt. All I saw were ribs and "straight edge" and "hardcore". I was like. cool. An edge girl. the conversation went kind of like this:

me: are you edge?
her: huh?
me: straight edge?
her: huh?
me: your shirt, it says straight edge hardcore.
her: oh, it's a cm punk shirt, me and my brother went to see him recently and he bought me this shirt. so you like wrestling too?
me: nope, straight edge is something totally different. 1 small with sausage and mushrooms please!

then I proceeded to a giant dump in the middle of the floor while shouting straight edge revenge while waiting for my pizza to be done.

What you should have done was take the pizza, run away without paying and shouting STRAIGHT EDGE REVEEEEENGE.

But seriously, CM Punk is fucking stupid. The "WWE" is fucking stupid and has been for many years now.

[xcriterionmasterx]

totally retarded. thinking about this just pisses me off. wwe is almost always related to drug use and just plain stupidity, and with him being a "straight edger and hardcore till death," it is definitely giving edge a terrible name, with most people still not having a clue what it even means.

i have always had a problem with people wearing straight edge clothes and not being straight edge. like even my girlfriend, who borrowed another's drug free hoodie i felt uneasy about it.

[mouseman004]

What you should have done was take the pizza, run away without paying and shouting STRAIGHT EDGE REVEEEEENGE.

But that would not have been fair, the Pizza company didn't piss him off, why should they have to suffer!

[mouseman004]

But that would not have been fair, the Pizza company didn't piss him off, why should they have to suffer!

Scratch that, I dopped the ball, I missed the part where he said that it was his waitress who was wearing the shirt....

[xvunderx]

Wow that's really really sad. I don't even kow why they would put out a shirt like that?

I kinda wish I could have been there though.

[rodrigo]

Wow that's really really sad. I don't even kow why they would put out a shirt like that?

I kinda wish I could have been there though.
to protect your man from being hitted on by a cute girl?

[straightXed]

I just hope the pizza was good and not disappointing like the staff.

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I just hope the pizza was good and not disappointing like the staff.

the pizza was dope. for both dinner last night and breakfast this morning. let's hear it for living like a hobo in a hotel!

[truthb4trust]

I'm willing to bet this CM Punk isn't even straight edge. If you notice, he came out right after Eddie Guerrero OD'd and Chris Benoit went bullshit. Sounds like a cheap marketing ploy to make WWE look wholesome. I know I sound like a nerd, I used to dig this shit.

[mouseman004]

I'm willing to bet this CM Punk isn't even straight edge. If you notice, he came out right after Eddie Guerrero OD'd and Chris Benoit went bullshit. Sounds like a cheap marketing ploy to make WWE look wholesome. I know I sound like a nerd, I used to dig this shit.

He has actually been around for a lot of years. He spent alot of time wrestling in the smaller leagues before he got into the WWE, so his gimmick has been around for a long time. Although if you want to argue that he is not edge, just look at the pepsi symbol he has tattooed on his shoulder.

[SgtD]

He has actually been around for a lot of years. He spent alot of time wrestling in the smaller leagues before he got into the WWE, so his gimmick has been around for a long time. Although if you want to argue that he is not edge, just look at the pepsi symbol he has tattooed on his shoulder.
Timmy Chunks also has a pepsi tattoo. Just sayin'

[mouseman004]

Timmy Chunks also has a pepsi tattoo. Just sayin'

I was reading CM punk's blog one day (a long time ago) and he argued that the reason he got the pepsi tattoo was to show people he was edge. It represented all the times he went to parties and drank pepsi instead of liquor.


Wait...guys, if CM punk is edge...does this mean I am edge?

[SgtD]

I was reading CM punk's blog one day (a long time ago) and he argued that the reason he got the pepsi tattoo was to show people he was edge. It represented all the times he went to parties and drank pepsi instead of liquor.


Wait...guys, if CM punk is edge...does this mean I am edge?
That's pathetic.

Well, if you want to be the canadian cm punk...and no, it doesn't mean that.

[mouseman004]

That's pathetic.

Well, if you want to be the canadian cm punk...and no, it doesn't mean that.

oh, damn :(

[straightXed]

He has actually been around for a lot of years. He spent alot of time wrestling in the smaller leagues before he got into the WWE, so his gimmick has been around for a long time. Although if you want to argue that he is not edge, just look at the pepsi symbol he has tattooed on his shoulder.


Yeah i've been hearing about this tool for ages now, i hope it ends soon. I had to find out what CM stands for though, Chick Magnet...what a spazz!

[straightXed]

the pizza was dope. for both dinner last night and breakfast this morning. let's hear it for living like a hobo in a hotel!

If the pizzas good i'm down with living it hobo style.

[xvunderx]

I had to find out what CM stands for though, Chick Magnet...what a spazz!

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA I had no idea what it stood for but that's awesome!!!!!!!

[straightXed]

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA I had no idea what it stood for but that's awesome!!!!!!!


Are you drawn to him?

[D1988]

I had no idea it stood for Chick Magnet either, this further strengthens my dislike of what this guy represents, he trully is a complete and utter idiot.

[straightXed]

Hey, is there any pictures of Ian drinking wine? Maybe if we find that, us edge kids can start drinking wine, and if we need to prove that it's OK to anyone, we can show the picture and say "Ian does it, so it's coooooool buddy".

No disrespect, I'm just joking around with that. But theres so many people who will use the "Minor Threat drank Coke so it's OK" excuse.

I think ian likes CM Punk!

[D1988]

I think ian likes CM Punk!

Maybe CM Punk is the secret spawn of Ian?

[xvunderx]

Are you drawn to him?

Like an iron filing