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sabresnmets
03-30-2004, 01:20 AM
ok heres a riddle, you can ask me questions about it, but it can only be yes or no questions.
ok... a person pushes a car to a hotel, hands a person money and pushes the car passed the hotel. what is this person doing?
seriously if youve heard this one dont say anything.

straightXed
03-30-2004, 01:25 AM
Originally posted by sabresnmets
ok heres a riddle, you can ask me questions about it, but it can only be yes or no questions.
ok... a person pushes a car to a hotel, hands a person money and pushes the car passed the hotel. what is this person doing?
seriously if youve heard this one dont say anything.

ooooooooo, i know i know

sabresnmets
03-30-2004, 01:26 AM
have you heard this or do you just know?

straightXed
03-30-2004, 01:27 AM
Originally posted by sabresnmets
have you heard this or do you just know?

i just know

sabresnmets
03-30-2004, 01:27 AM
do you really know or do you just think you know?

straightXed
03-30-2004, 01:29 AM
Originally posted by sabresnmets
do you really know or do you just think you know?

I pm'ed you my answer, so other people can still play.

sabresnmets
03-30-2004, 01:32 AM
damn it. any one else?

linsee
03-30-2004, 01:33 AM
im thinking

sabresnmets
03-30-2004, 01:37 AM
like i said, you can ask questions but they have to be yes or no questions. and im going to sleep in a min so it will have to fester in your head.

xsecx
04-07-2004, 11:26 AM
does the person pushing the car own the car?

sabresnmets
04-07-2004, 06:10 PM
(it doesnt really matter but...) yes

xsecx
04-07-2004, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by sabresnmets
(it doesnt really matter but...) yes

is this riddle a really bad pun? or a punchline to a joke?

sabresnmets
04-07-2004, 09:40 PM
no

xsecx
04-07-2004, 09:50 PM
Originally posted by sabresnmets
no

was the car out of gas or not working?

linsee
04-07-2004, 09:53 PM
for once i know something dusty doesnt, wooo.

xsecx
04-07-2004, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by linsee
for once i know something dusty doesnt, wooo.

what makes you think I don't know?

and why do I get the feeling that you know because ed told you and not for a legitmate reason?

sabresnmets
04-07-2004, 09:59 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by xsecx
[B]was the car out of gas





no

flame_still_burns
04-07-2004, 10:18 PM
i think i might know.

but i don't wanna guess and mess it up for everyone.

ps. i am the smartest man alive!

sabresnmets
04-07-2004, 10:21 PM
pm me

straightXed
04-08-2004, 01:26 AM
Originally posted by xsecx
what makes you think I don't know?

and why do I get the feeling that you know because ed told you and not for a legitmate reason?

she got it after i posed the riddle to her in a different light.

sabresnmets
04-08-2004, 03:30 PM
oh i see my riddle isnt good enough

straightXed
04-08-2004, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by sabresnmets
oh i see my riddle isnt good enough

did i say that?

sabresnmets
04-08-2004, 03:47 PM
just kidding

straightXed
04-08-2004, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by sabresnmets
just kidding

in that case your riddle sucks.

sabresnmets
04-09-2004, 10:02 AM
you know what? you suck

xsecx
04-09-2004, 10:07 AM
Originally posted by sabresnmets
you know what? you suck

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

sabresnmets
04-09-2004, 10:20 AM
dude he doesnt want none of this shit, im 140 lbs. soaking wet, i got into a fight in 3rd grade and i kicked his ass...all im saying is think it over.

straightXed
04-09-2004, 10:35 AM
Originally posted by sabresnmets
dude he doesnt want none of this shit, im 140 lbs. soaking wet, i got into a fight in 3rd grade and i kicked his ass...all im saying is think it over.

140 lbs too, i think i am anyway so lets go for it, last time i got into a fight is over a year ago i think, i mean proper fight, i won but the only reason i faught was because it was unavoidable, however this is avoidable, we can still fight though i think its fun i just don't like the negative bullshit that goes with it - competition fighting is fun.

sabresnmets
04-09-2004, 11:25 AM
oh yeah you like all that kung fu shit, right?

straightXed
04-09-2004, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by sabresnmets
oh yeah you like all that kung fu shit, right?

yeah i like all that kung fu shit that isn't as shit as your riddle:P

sabresnmets
04-10-2004, 01:27 AM
awww skrit!!!! thats it i may not fight a lot but i can kick my kids (on the bus) asses, bring it on.

straightXed
04-10-2004, 05:37 AM
ummmmm, your gonna kick my ass onto a bus and then drive me around? cool.

sabresnmets
04-10-2004, 09:38 AM
hey the bus is pretty quick!!

straightXed
04-10-2004, 12:38 PM
Originally posted by sabresnmets
hey the bus is pretty quick!!

cool, i want a bus.

sabresnmets
04-10-2004, 01:29 PM
ill let you drive my bus if you promise you wont kick my ass

straightXed
04-10-2004, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by sabresnmets
ill let you drive my bus if you promise you wont kick my ass

deal

Str8EdgeTeen
05-08-2004, 11:11 AM
Will someone please explin the riddle to me?

straightXed
05-08-2004, 06:56 PM
Originally posted by Str8EdgeTeen
Will someone please explin the riddle to me?

try to think less literally and think about paying money to a hotel and why a car stopping would make this happen.

XrandomideazX
05-17-2004, 05:22 PM
IM SO LOST!
JUST SAY THE ANSWER!!
IM DYING!

straightXed
05-17-2004, 05:38 PM
Originally posted by XrandomideazX
IM SO LOST!
JUST SAY THE ANSWER!!
IM DYING!

you can ask questions

sabresnmets
05-17-2004, 05:51 PM
yes or no questions

straightXed
05-17-2004, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by sabresnmets
yes or no questions

so is it a nice car?

sabresnmets
05-17-2004, 06:02 PM
hey you already know the answer and your trying to confuse me!!!!

straightXed
05-17-2004, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by sabresnmets
hey you already know the answer and your trying to confuse me!!!!

is that a yes or a no?

xgregx
05-17-2004, 07:08 PM
does the car have a c.d. player and a tape player?

sabresnmets
05-17-2004, 08:09 PM
Originally posted by xshadowsfallx
does the car have a c.d. player and a tape player?

no

sabresnmets
05-17-2004, 08:10 PM
Originally posted by straightXed
so is it a nice car?



i think so yes

straightXed
05-18-2004, 03:49 AM
Originally posted by sabresnmets
i think so yes

would you drive it?

sabresnmets
05-18-2004, 05:27 PM
no.

straightXed
05-18-2004, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by sabresnmets
no.

could you if you wanted too?

and if so would you pick me up? i have places to go.

sabresnmets
05-18-2004, 08:09 PM
no and no, but i would pick you up in my bus. cause im cool

straightXed
05-18-2004, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by sabresnmets
no and no, but i would pick you up in my bus. cause im cool
I'm not sure i'd chance your bus but the hotel is that nice?

xgregx
05-18-2004, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by sabresnmets
no

then what is the point!

sabresnmets
05-18-2004, 08:38 PM
Originally posted by xshadowsfallx
then what is the point!



no

XrandomideazX
05-19-2004, 04:30 PM
people on this web site love to confuse other people huh?
yes

sabresnmets
05-19-2004, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by XrandomideazX
people on this web site love to confuse other people huh?
yes


yes

straightXed
05-19-2004, 05:18 PM
Originally posted by sabresnmets
yes

if the car was working better could you have sped past the hotel and not paid them?

or did you owe it to them?

hoteliers can be trouble!

sabresnmets
05-19-2004, 05:46 PM
Originally posted by straightXed
if the car was working better could you have sped past the hotel and not paid them?

or did you owe it to them?

hoteliers can be trouble!


no and yes respectively

straightXed
05-19-2004, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by sabresnmets
no and yes respectively

will you be staying there again?

sabresnmets
05-19-2004, 07:43 PM
oooooooh thats a tough one!!!! ill go with its very possible.

straightXed
05-20-2004, 01:41 AM
Originally posted by sabresnmets
oooooooh thats a tough one!!!! ill go with its very possible.

yes and no seems to have gone out the window at this juncture so allow me to ask why you are unsure?

sabresnmets
05-20-2004, 09:01 AM
Originally posted by straightXed
yes and no seems to have gone out the window at this juncture so allow me to ask why you are unsure?


no

straightXed
05-20-2004, 12:17 PM
Originally posted by sabresnmets
no

can i stay in this hotel?

sabresnmets
05-20-2004, 09:50 PM
Originally posted by straightXed
can i stay in this hotel?


y are you asking questions, you already know the answers?

straightXed
05-21-2004, 05:27 AM
Originally posted by sabresnmets
y are you asking questions, you already know the answers?

i don't know.

sabresnmets
05-22-2004, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by straightXed
i don't know.



well if it wasnt for you, my thread would be non existant

XrandomideazX
05-26-2004, 05:54 PM
pretty please explain the riddle?
with sugar on top?

omg i cant believe im groveling over a riddle!!
o well

sabresnmets
05-29-2004, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by XrandomideazX
pretty please explain the riddle?
with sugar on top?

omg i cant believe im groveling over a riddle!!
o well



you mean tell you the answer? no.

xgregx
05-29-2004, 09:46 PM
Originally posted by sabresnmets
you mean tell you the answer? no.

the suspense is horrible...I hope it lasts.

sabresnmets
05-29-2004, 10:11 PM
Originally posted by xshadowsfallx
the suspense is horrible...I hope it lasts.




word.

XrandomideazX
05-29-2004, 11:49 PM
Originally posted by xshadowsfallx
the suspense is horrible...I hope it lasts.
Watched Willy Wonka lately?
sorry but that ^ reminded me of that movie!i love it!

straightXed
05-30-2004, 01:49 AM
so what currency did the person use to pay the hotel?

sabresnmets
05-30-2004, 11:10 AM
Originally posted by straightXed
so what currency did the person use to pay the hotel?



no.

xgregx
05-30-2004, 11:34 AM
Originally posted by XrandomideazX
Watched Willy Wonka lately?
sorry but that ^ reminded me of that movie!i love it!

we use that clip as a sample in one of my bands songs.

sabresnmets
05-30-2004, 12:31 PM
i hate willy wonka!

xgregx
05-30-2004, 02:23 PM
WANNA DIE!?

sabresnmets
05-30-2004, 05:18 PM
Originally posted by xshadowsfallx
WANNA DIE!?



i still hate it. but its for emotional reasons.

DoglikeSpleen
06-28-2004, 07:08 AM
does the guy pushing tha cart like cheese?

sabresnmets
06-28-2004, 12:00 PM
Originally posted by DoglikeSpleen
does the guy pushing tha cart like cheese?


ummm its not a cart, its a car. and of course, everyone likes cheese.

Flame Me Plz
06-30-2004, 10:39 PM
Is the guy pushign the car sxe?

and is he humming an hxc tune?

sabresnmets
06-30-2004, 11:16 PM
Originally posted by Flame Me Plz
Is the guy pushign the car sxe?

and is he humming an hxc tune?



yes and yes

DcDuckee
07-30-2004, 02:00 PM
i really dont get this

sabresnmets
07-30-2004, 08:27 PM
Originally posted by DcDuckee
i really dont get this


ignore the last thousand questions and ask some of your own.

straightXed
07-31-2004, 06:44 AM
Originally posted by sabresnmets
ignore the last thousand questions and ask some of your own.

is pushing the car profitable for the most part?

has the guy pushing it ever been in trouble with the law?

is it a nice area this hotel he stopped at?

is there any other cars around?

will you stay at the hotel again?

when not pushing the car and on long journeys do you pack some kind of passtime for the kids in the car like travel chess or travel cludo?

is it a silver car?

does it have its insurance, tax and mot up to date?

would you say you actually push the car?

can i have some cake?

do you know what i fancy a game of right now?

xvunderx
07-31-2004, 07:01 AM
is it in a game of Monopoly?

sabresnmets
07-31-2004, 08:56 AM
Originally posted by xvunderx
is it in a game of Monopoly?




DAMN IT ED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes it is. its that damn silver car and the fancying the game thing.

straightXed
07-31-2004, 11:59 AM
Originally posted by sabresnmets
DAMN IT ED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes it is. its that damn silver car and the fancying the game thing.

surely it has gone on long enough

xvunderx
07-31-2004, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by straightXed
surely it has gone on long enough

I have to admit, I had totaly forgotten about this thread ( : _ : ) however, wouldn't you say the pieces in Monopoly are more of a pewter colour?

We have a copy of Yorkshire Monopoly that my sister bought me befor I moved over to the states.

straightXed
07-31-2004, 02:41 PM
Originally posted by xvunderx
I have to admit, I had totaly forgotten about this thread ( : _ : ) however, wouldn't you say the pieces in Monopoly are more of a pewter colour?

We have a copy of Yorkshire Monopoly that my sister bought me befor I moved over to the states.

i've been meaning to get the bristol edition, or the star wars edition.

yeah i'd say pewter.

xvunderx
07-31-2004, 04:31 PM
Originally posted by straightXed
i've been meaning to get the bristol edition, or the star wars edition.

yeah i'd say pewter.

My folks have the star wars one, it's ace!!!

straightXed
07-31-2004, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by xvunderx
My folks have the star wars one, it's ace!!!

i was gonna try and get lindsey to play star wars trivial pursuit when i was over so she couldknow everything about starwars without having to watch them :)

xsecx
07-31-2004, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by straightXed
i was gonna try and get lindsey to play star wars trivial pursuit when i was over so she couldknow everything about starwars without having to watch them :)

yeah but she could do the same by reading the books.

straightXed
07-31-2004, 05:41 PM
Originally posted by xsecx
yeah but she could do the same by reading the books.

yeah but the books weren't on the shelf where we were, the trivial pursuit was.

sabresnmets
07-31-2004, 08:50 PM
i guess this thread was kinda old. im a guy, im not supposed to know about such colors as pewter, and stuff like that.

straightXed
08-01-2004, 01:45 AM
Originally posted by sabresnmets
i guess this thread was kinda old. im a guy, im not supposed to know about such colors as pewter, and stuff like that.

what colours do guys know about?

xvunderx
08-01-2004, 08:44 AM
Originally posted by straightXed
what colours do guys know about?

Blue

sabresnmets
08-01-2004, 09:23 AM
blue, red, green, orange, brown.

straightXed
08-01-2004, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by sabresnmets
blue, red, green, orange, brown.

what about yellow?

sabresnmets
08-01-2004, 02:29 PM
oh yeah that too.

straightXed
08-01-2004, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by sabresnmets
oh yeah that too.

and pink?

sabresnmets
08-01-2004, 10:31 PM
Originally posted by straightXed
and pink?


pink? no never heard of it.

DcDuckee
08-01-2004, 11:25 PM
I GET IT! I GET IT!

okay so the person is pushing a monopoly car past a hotel and has to pay because its monoply and someone else owns it!

im so smart

straightXed
08-02-2004, 04:59 AM
Originally posted by sabresnmets
pink? no never heard of it.

its cool, like red but lighter

straightXed
08-02-2004, 05:00 AM
Originally posted by DcDuckee
I GET IT! I GET IT!

okay so the person is pushing a monopoly car past a hotel and has to pay because its monoply and someone else owns it!

im so smart

well done.

DcDuckee
08-02-2004, 01:32 PM
Originally posted by straightXed
well done.

too bad it was after i read the other posts...

straightXed
08-02-2004, 02:13 PM
Originally posted by DcDuckee
too bad it was after i read the other posts...

oh, you don't look so smart now

DcDuckee
08-02-2004, 02:31 PM
Originally posted by straightXed
oh, you don't look so smart now


well thats sad

straightXed
08-02-2004, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by DcDuckee
well thats sad

if only you had kept up the ruse, no one would have known

DcDuckee
08-02-2004, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by straightXed
if only you had kept up the ruse, no one would have known

yes, what was i thinking?